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Kitano
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 21:31 pm    Post subject: Christian movie review Reply with quote

Det här är humor för mig Very Happy

The tallented Mr.Riple : Extremely offensive
Team America : Extremely offensive

Roliga recensioner Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 21:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jasså det säger du!


...? Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 22:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

besynnerlig tråd måste jag säga
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 23:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha vad konstigt när jag glömmer länken Very Happy

http://christiananswers.net/spotlight/movies/titles-t.html

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 23:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AHAHAHAh!

They reveiwed Happy Feet, which is an animated movie about a tap dancing baby penguin and found it Offensive? But hey, check out the good ratings on the christian documentaries. New ideas are scaaaaaary

I knew they'd hate Harry Potter, just had to confirm Wink

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG-13 Very Offensive / 4.5
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (#3) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG Very Offensive / 4.5
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (#1) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG Very Offensive / 5
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (#2) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG Very Offensive / 4
Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged Christian Documentary NR Excellent! / 4


Cause, like, everyone knows that Harry Potter is actually Satan in book form Razz

I noticed they rated The Core (aka absolute worst film ever made) above average. Not surprising considering the absolute plethora of completely ass backwards science facts spouted. If it doesnt make sense then it just helps their "well of COURSE science doesnt make sense! its imaginary!" rhetoric.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 23:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tideypoo wrote:
AHAHAHAh!

They reveiwed Happy Feet, which is an animated movie about a tap dancing baby penguin and found it Offensive? But hey, check out the good ratings on the christian documentaries. New ideas are scaaaaaary

I knew they'd hate Harry Potter, just had to confirm Wink

Quote:
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG-13 Very Offensive / 4.5
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (#3) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG Very Offensive / 4.5
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (#1) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG Very Offensive / 5
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (#2) Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Fantasy PG Very Offensive / 4
Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged Christian Documentary NR Excellent! / 4


Cause, like, everyone knows that Harry Potter is actually Satan in book form Razz

I noticed they rated The Core (aka absolute worst film ever made) above average. Not surprising considering the absolute plethora of completely ass backwards science facts spouted. If it doesnt make sense then it just helps their "well of COURSE science doesnt make sense! its imaginary!" rhetoric.


It's weird that they still think those very offensive movies are good movies though.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 23:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Odd christian site wrote:
We, as God fearing, loving parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles and all, have been running fitfully in front of J. K. Rowling, and whatever she may have to dish out next, protecting our children. With just cause, we are appalled by her relentless and eerily accurate depictions of witchcraft, spells and dark arts. She is declaring to our youngsters that this is merely harmless fantasy, when in stark reality witchcraft is a sin and no one will go blameless before the Lord who practices it. It is only just and right that we have the righteous urge to shield our children from practicing such acts and are worried they will become involved in things that God strictly forbids.

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Jag älskar folk som tar kristendomen på stort allvar.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 23:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jag sa ju att det var kul, även fast tråden var "besynnerlig" vid första anblick Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 0:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Åh jag ska alltid fråga den här sidan innan jag ser en film
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"let me tell you something about Harry Potter.... Warlocks are the enemy of GOD!"
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alltså läser man recensionerna på den siten är de inte såååå farliga. EDIT: Eller jo det är de iofs, beroende på film

Den här däremot..., ojojoj Wink De har ett poängsystem med hur stötande saker och ting är (Alltså hur mkt/ofta saker som går emot bibeln förekommer), och detta dras då av från 100, som filmen startar med. Det som gör det löjligt är att de struntar i HUR något visas. Det kan vara en film som visar hur fel det är med djävulsdyrkan, men så länge de visar någon som dyrkar djävulen blir det avdrag. Och i recensionerna talas det verkligen om bibeln Wink Väldigt underhållande!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

när jag blir stor ska jag bli religiös!!!


åh, nä just ja, brandman var det

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 19:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

De ger ju ändå filmerna rättvisa betyg, mne offensiveness-skalan är givetvis tendentiös.
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