Klurigheter att begrunda

Den Onde · Joined: 14 Dec 2002 Posts: 147 Location: Stockholm

1. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still
have monkeys and apes?

4. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they
do "practice?"

6. What do you do when you see an endangered animal
eating an endangered plant?

7. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid
someone will clean them?

8. If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to
remain silent?

9. Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

10. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

11. If a pit bull humps your leg you'd better fake an orgasm.

12. Light travels faster than sound. That' s why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.

13. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large
groups.

14. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a twat.

15. Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be
right.

16. The easiest way to find something that's lost is to buy a
replacement.

17. How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still
there?

18. Why is there only one Monopolies commission?

19. If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

20. Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early
kill people.

21. Why do you press harder on a remote control when you
know the battery is dead?

22. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be
twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

23. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed?

24. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing
you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an
alcoholic?

24. Why does mineral water that has trickled through
mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

26. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Diz · Joined: 14 Dec 2002 Posts: 2080 Location: Helsingborg

haha din elaking! you made my day!!!! Laughing

Fairlane · Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:25 am Post subject: Re: Klurigheter att begrunda

Erazor · Joined: 31 Dec 2002 Posts: 410 Location: Home

lysande

[GTI]Quest · Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:44 pm Post subject: Re: Klurigheter att begrunda

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Lathund · Joined: 12 Nov 2002 Posts: 1791 Location: Göteborg

Om djuret är en liten sak så lyfter man bort det lugnt och stilla.

Annars letar man reda på en polare som får agera lockbete.

DooM · Joined: 31 Mar 2003 Posts: 975 Location: Borås

Saibot · Joined: 21 Nov 2003 Posts: 1585 Location: Sweden, stockholm

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_marauder · Joined: 02 Nov 2002 Posts: 1815 Location: Lund

Haha, många riktigt sköna Very Happy

[APE]hotshot · Joined: 05 Nov 2002 Posts: 288

2. ... Några fler tequila blir det nog Smile

n3uro · Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:10 am Post subject:

ett par till då. Smile

1. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

2. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

3. If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

5. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there
is no woman around to hear him....Is he still wrong?

6. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide....is it
considered a hostage situation?

7. Is there another word for synonym?

8. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

9. If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?

10. Would a wingless fly be called a walk?

11. Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?

12. Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?

13. Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

14. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?